funny story, read from beginning to end.

My cousin almost killed Zelda (yes, I name my microwave. Is that so wrong?) She was going to get an egg roll and I saw her reading the back of the box and would've thought she knew what to do while reading the instructions so I left the kitchen. I walk by Zelda and I smell something odd, but I thought it was Maruchan Instant Lunch (noodles) so I opened her up and saw an egg roll lying on a napkin inside with burnt spots and the microwave still had 4:45 minutes to go. I asked her how long she put it in the microwave for but she didn't answer me. My mom came in the kitchen because, of course, she smelled it too and wanted to know what we were doing in the kitchen. She then asked my cousin how long she put it in there, again no reply. We took the egg roll box out of the freezer and my cousin showed me where she saw the time on the back of it. It said 11/2 minutes... My cousin thought It meant ELEVEN MINUTES. MLIA.